3 posts tagged “miss kittys”
Must be start of my social season. Current plans...
May
- Sat 3 - Miss Kitty's monthly party
- Sun 4 - Pick up Julie at airport
- Sat 10 - Master's Degree graduation party for Riley (of the FGNs)
- Sun 11 - 2 hr private pole class
Fri 16 - LB Pride Pre-PartyI realized "party on the rooftop" just means the 2nd floor open balcony, which is lame- Sun 18 - LB Pride Disco Night / Concert: Sheena Easton and KC & the Sunshine Band
- Fri 30 - Concert: Flight of the Conchords @ the Orpheum
- Tue 24 (or so) - Lucha VaVoom (pending - haven't purchase tix yet)
- Note to SF-ers: Lucha VaVoom will take place at The Fillmore on June 29 (maybe I'll go to that one!)
- Fri 11 - Concert: YAZ (aka: Yazoo, aka: Vince Clarke & Alison Moyet) reunion @ the Orpheum
- Sun 13 - Pole Star Competition @ the Music Box (spectator only)
- Tue 22 - Concert: Stray Cats @ Pacific Amph (only US appearance in 2008)
Got a LOT done at the office in the afternoon so I treated myself to a night out. How long has it been since I've gone to Miss Kitty's? Seems like ages!
The (very minorly) bad:
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I hate my belly roll in this outfit - but wore it out anyway (I have a mini petticoat skirt on over the leggings and under the bustier. The boots are 6" platforms).
- Just missed getting to the club in time for $5 cover (had to pay $10).
- Stalked by super creepy "freaks everyone out" guy (the quote is according to a security guard) - even after I wouldn't give him the time of day when he sat next to me, rubbed his legs against mine (from which I promptly turned away), and then tied to start a convo. I walked away any time he came near me - but he kept following (and creepy staring).
- Theme was "Anonymous Adventures" but I didn't find anyone to "play" with/on... extra bummed cause the booths were, happily, made private again (closeable curtains and Miss Kitty encouraging naughty behaviour to take place).
- Miss Kitty was there.
- Music was good (note to self: Find the song with the lyrics "there's a ju-ju-bee in my pocket... SUCK IT!!")
- Could have been in the blowjob contest (they use dildoes so that makes it okay). Min prize was free drinks + free 1-night pass + $75 porn video but I decided against it. Not quite sure why. Perhaps a lack of friends there to use it against me later?!?
- Dane (I think that's what he said), otherwise known as "the blinkie lights guy", gave me a blinkie jelly ring and a strand of halloween beads (they have bats!) in exchange for nothing more than a little mutual nipple play (I could have gotten them without it - but what's the point?!?)
- Met a really nice trannie, Gina, who I think was hitting on me (she made of point of talking to me repeatedly - and of pointing out that she likes women). She seems like she'd be fun - till she figured out how to steal all your money.
- Witnessed security guard make an amazing catch of super-drunk girl
who, instead of walking to the stairs after her lapdance, basically
walked right off the side of the 4' high platform stage. I'm sure she
doesn't have a clue how close she came to serious injury. Several people congratulated the security guard - it really was an amazing catch!
- Caught male & female lap dancers (cast members) pretending to
kiss to drum up business - buy actually laughing hysterically at each
other (masks hid their faces but not their body convulsions).
- Got a lapdance from "Cupie" - who I thought was Moses (based on haircut & body) but when he talked the voice didn't sound right. It was kinda lame (another clue that it might not have been Moses) but I tipped $5 anyway. I really only got it to help them get more people up there.
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NEW SUPER INCREDI-HOT MALE GOGO DANCER performed... wearing nothing but boots, an erection, and an itty-bitty bandanna strapping the erection to his leg (he wrapped his penis across his leg, not down it). Suuuuhhhweeeeettt!!! Tipped him just for being pretty. Watched a girl try to spank his ass but, being drunk, spank his balls instead. OWWWWW!
- Free waters from Tiffany all night (they're normally $3/bottle). She's the greatest bartender ever (if you ever go, she's the blonde at the bar as soon as you walk in)(the chick on the patio, who looks confusing like Tiffany, is her sister... "Andi"??). Tipped her well.
- Took alternate route home and didn't encounter 1 single lane closure (note to readers in the greater LA area: the 710, both directions, is a NIGHTMARE of lane closures at night. Ditto for 405 N from Beach to the 710); traffic was light; and I saw the cop so I didn't speed past him and get a ticket. Home by 1am.
I decided getting a toenail polish change and manicure (cut/buff only - no color) was far more important that getting to the office "on time" today - since I didn't have any work to do and Eban commented on my fingernails last week (nothing negative, just commented - which made me decide to get them manicured before our next session [tonight])..
These definitely fit my mood better than the prior, baby doll pink with HUGE flowers (but that served my mood last week very well).
Bonus: I was really happy with the quality of the work by the girl who took care of me (and tipped her accordingly). She used a LOT of polish - which means it will either last for ages or pop off really quickly - but it looks great right now (especially in the office elevator - something about the lighting). And she was super-anal about her design (you can't see it in the pic but there are itty bitty pink dots parallel to the white dots), which I always appreciate. I hope to get her again!!.
Other than improved solitude at the office, finding out that Carlos is a Doctor, and that his ringtone is the theme to "Sex In The City" (when I teased him about it not fitting his manly exterior he replied, "I'm confident in who I am!"), my toes have been the highlight of my day.
But, hey... a boring day is better than a bad one! Tomorrow's Friday... and Miss Kitty's theme is "Porn" - with appearances by some porn stars - so I just might find myself out and about at night. If so, I plan to make a distinct effort NOT to dress up... to just go as I am. We'll see how that holds up.
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