21 posts tagged “meme”
I have about 10 books equidistant from me. Took 5 to find one I liked for this.
Guidelines: Nearest book; page 123; find 5th sentence; type next 3 sentences:
Its mountains, which had once found it easy to stand by themselves, were sliding into valleys now.
The demolition of West Virginia had taken place with the approval of the executive, legislative, and judicial branches of the State Government, which drew their power from the people.
Here and there an inhabited dwelling still stood.
I tag anyone who hasn't done this yet but wants to but has some compulsion to wait till they're tagged. TAG - you're IT!
Taken from "Movies Rock" (supplement to Wired magazine), which took it from a 1967 issue of TigerBeat magazine.
How would your mother describe you?
- Annoyingly stubborn
What is your favorite flower?
- Dahlia (especially the giant, dinnerplate, varieties)
What is the most insane question you’ve ever been asked?
What word in the English language do you wish you had invented?
- Redonk (though, technically, that’s C.O. language)
Where would you like to live?
- I’m not sure. I like SoCal but suspect I’d really enjoy Australia too. I’d like a massively improved version of the house I already have – with an interior decorated by professionals (professionals with a flair for whimsy).
What is the first quote that comes to your mind?
- "Simple things amuse simple minds."
What animal best describes the kind of person you’d be interested in dating?
- Tiger – or maybe a black leopard
What do you miss about your childhood?
- The constant optimism
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
- Mrs. Gael Garcia Bernal
What is the main fault in your character?
- Eternal optimism that others have good intentions
Who is your favorite historical figure?
- Oscar Wilde
Describe how you kiss in one word.
- Hot!!
If you met the right person today, would you propose tomorrow?
- Yes
What in the world do you least desire?
- Responsibility for another human
Why do you think most people date you?
- I’m
fun in bed (very few stick around long enough to figure out anything beyond that)
Finish this sentence: “Happiness is a thing called…
- Confidence in who you are
Stolen from the "To Whom It May Concern" FAQ:
1. Who were you with Friday
night?
Mostly strangers. Julie, Carlos, Drew, Kim & Lucas where there but I
wouldn’t say I was "with" them (especially since I arrived an hour later than
them and left early without saying goodbye)
2. Are your underwear and socks folded in
your drawers or just thrown in?
Currently neatly folded & organized. Though I’m sure they’ll soon be back
to randomly thrown in.
3. Do you use lyrics to express how you feel?
Rarely. Sometimes a lyric will stick in my head and, in those cases, I tend to
figure that the Universe is trying to tell me something.
4. Who was the last person you talked to on
the phone?
Eban Lehrer - about posing again.
5. First thing you do when you wake up?
Either get up and let the cats out or hit the snooze button and go back to sleep.
6. Do you talk about your feelings or hide
them?
Depends upon the feeling. I tend to express the good ones to anyone who’ll
listen. The negative ones are usually blogged or bottled.
8. Are you ashamed of your past?
Rarely. There were a couple friendships that I ended very poorly – but I was doing
the best that I could at the time so I’ve mostly forgiven myself (though when current friendship ends poorly I often believe it’s my penance).
9 Do you have a laptop?
Yes.
10. Last person you told you love them?
Sean or Jeffie-Jeff… as email sign offs (but sincere). No romantic “I love you” type
expressions in a long time.
11. Kiss with your eyes open or closed?
Usually closed. However, during recent IncrediSex sessions, I occasionally took to
keeping my eyes open – a sort of “I am here, now, experiencing & acknowledging
this connection” kind of thing (though not as corny as I just made it sound).
13. Do you ride roller coasters?
I used to – before they added all the hard twists/turns and hard "safety" padding that,
together, result in smashing your ears to bits.
14. Are you happy right now?
Not so much.
15. Do you tend to rip the paper off water
bottles?
Can’t say I ever have.
16. What's your favorite color?
Neon purplish-blue. You really should know that by now.
17. Do you trust people?
Yes – and usually for far longer than I should.
18. How many pillows are on your bed?
Currently, 5: 1 for Moshi, 1 for Boo, 3 for me (used to be 1 for Espressa but I
recently bought her a little bed)
19. Do you have any cousins?
I have 3 or 4 step-cousins. Haven’t seen or heard anything about them
in 20+ years... can't even remember their names.
20. If puppies stayed small forever, would
you buy one?
I would adopt one... even if it didn’t stay small forever. I like animals.
21. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Baskin Robbins’ Jamoca Almond Fudge. Duh!
22. Do you sing well?
Definitely not!
23. What is something you say when you’re
mad?
FUCKING CUUUUUNT!!
24. Can you whistle?
Yes
25. Have you ever cried from being so mad?
Haven’t all women?
26. When were you the saddest in your whole
life?
Too many times with circumstances too varied to pick one over the other.
27. Is it easier to forgive or forget?
I don't seem to be too good at either. For me, it’s easiest to just pretend it never happened.
28. Are there certain movies during which you
always cry while you watch?
Longtime Companion.
29. How do you feel about dating co-workers?
Dating = messy. Fucking = can sometimes be worked out with the right people.
30. What was the first thing you thought this
morning?
Is the heater on or off right now? (In an attempt to quit wasting so much gas, I reset it last night)
31. Would you live with someone without
marrying them?
Yes.
32. Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Yes – though it takes a teeny bit of concentration
33. Have you ever been so heart broken that
you called in sick to work or school?
Not that I recall. But there were times when that might have been smarter than showing up while still devastated.
34. Have you ever sat and hoped for a phone
call?
Yes. But more often, I’ve hoped NOT to get a call.
35. Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
When I had best friends.
36. What, in your mind, what could make you
truly happy?
Finding someone I want to make truly happy, who also wants to make me truly
happy. (Had it with Joel; hope to find it again someday.)
37. Anything bothering you right now?
Just about everything. Most especially people... and the freakin' bipolar weather (toasty during the day, bitter cold at night)
38. Do you worry about how you look?
Constantly. Though I rapidly “give up” and accept I’ll never meet my own
expectations.
39. Do you wish someone was with you right
now?
Yes – though I’d feel bad for making them come to work with me.
40. When was the last time you met someone
new?
Nearly ever day of my life… but, for meme's sake, let’s go with Friday night – Julie’s friend,
Carlos (though there was little more than an introduction).
41. What is the last thing you ate?
A turkey/cheese “Lunchables”
42. Would you kiss the last person you
kissed?
Yes – though I’d enjoy it just as little as I did the last time.
43. What was the last thing you drank?
Coffee
44. Who’s house did you go to last?
Mine. Before that, Thanksgiving dinner at the former boss’ house.
45. What is the longest plane ride you’ve
been on?
CA to New York, or CA to Hawaii - I'm not sure which is farther. New York seemed farther.
46. Have you ever tripped going up the steps?
Just about every single time - far more often than I trip going down them.
47. Who was the last person to go to the
movies with you?
I have no idea. Maybe Carrie… 2 or 3 years ago.
48. Do you have a best friend?
Not at the moment.
49. Where will you be in the next 12 hours?
Work, car/freeway, S Factor, car/freeway, home/bed.
50. Next important day on the calendar?
Dec 1 – Justin Rudd is the Grand Marshall of the Belmont Shore Christmas
Parade.
51. Can you see a phone right now?
Yes, my office phone.
52. What did you dream last night?
I don’t remember. The night before, there were some good dreams – I think they
involved fluffy bunnies. The night before that, there were multiple &
various nightmares. The only one I remember, all too vividly, was of people
having their spines pulled out as performance art. They’d live and were fine but
it was gross & horrifying to watch.
53. Have you ever been given roses?
Yes. But mostly only ever by gay men (I think 1 straight guy sent me 1 yellow rose when I was about 18; don't recall ever getting roses from a straight man again.)
54. How many kids do you want to have?
None.
55. Who was the last person to give you a
lapdance?
Moses, at Miss Kitty’s. I last gave a lapdance to either C or someone in S
class.
56. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Let me count the ways.
57. Imagine you’re 79 and your spouse just
died, would you get re-married?
I’m having a difficult time imagining the married part. But, assuming all that happened and that I meet someone
and fall in love again, yes, I would marry them. I don't believe love or commitments are "only happens once in a lifetime" matters.
58. How many times have you honestly been in
love?
Without thinking about it, I’d say 4.
59. What is the longest you have gone without
checking your myspace?
6+ months. Wouldn’t check it at all if people would respond to traditional
email.
60. Favorite sport to watch?
None.
61. What do you want right now?
To feel appreciated. And maybe to be warmer. (what is wrong with this stupid office A/C system??)
62. What is your pet peeve?
Unnecessary use of the letter “S”: Towards, forwards, backwards,
pairs. Unnecessary use of “ta”: Orientation, Preventative. Any and all
use of “had had”.
63. Ever thrown up from a roller coaster or
an amusement park?
Not yet.
64. What is your favorite state?
Since I’ve been here for 44 years, I guess it’s California.
65. Is it the weekend?
No. It’s Monday.
66. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
I have no idea… but it’s not showing a lot of promise at this point.
snagged from Spooktastic
1.) If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:
a little bottle of anti-anxiety meds; cats; a stripper pole; naughty "dress up" clothes; SWR, DEVO and dance CDs; a laptop computer (set to Vox); little books of erotica; gay friend dolls; bottle of champagne; bottle of vodka; a sourpuss mask for bad days
2.) I have an irrational fear of:
spiders & ants; dieing as a land casualty of a plane crash
3.) What type of food do you eat at your grandparents’ house?
no living grandparents and no memory of any specific foods at their homes; i do remember that someone (a neighbor of my G-Ma?) always had frozen hostess cupcakes that i thought were a great treat
4.) What weight were you when you were born?
barely 4 pounds. I was 2 months premie, born with pneumonia, and dropped to 3lbs almost immediately. spent the first 2 weeks of my life in an incubator. if someone doesn't understand my lack of emotional connection to my biological family, i sometimes use "lack of physical contact during early development" as an excuse.
5.) What would you do if you were stranded on an island with the person you hate most?
ditch them ASAP - even if I knew it was not in the best interest of my survival.
6.) What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
confront the person, talk it out, try to find out why. decide whether I was willing to accept it, work on it, or walk away.
7.) Do you stalk anyone on Myspace?
no. i have better things to do with my time.
8.) I find the thought of childbirth:
for me - the biggest mistake I could make with my life
9.) Next door to my house is:
a house, another house, a street, another street, a school
10.) My feet are:
pedicured
11.) My preferred style of jeans is:
lightweight, slightly below natural waistline, fitted on the body, flared or bootcut legs... with some decor on the legs
12.) Why is your #1 your 1?
my #1 what? presumably because I like whomever we're talking about
13.) Know how to cook?
yes - and very well, thanks for asking. however, i rarely do it.
14.) I am annoyed with:
whatcha got?
15.) What is the worst way you were dumped??
twice by letter (and I still have them); once by phone call that still has me confused.
16.) What child-related smell do you not like?
as in a smell I relate to my childhood? can't think of anything - though i'm sure there are lots. as in a smell related to children? poop
17.) What sea creature scares you?
can't think of a single one
18.) What color hair do most of the people you are around have?
varying shades & mixes of blonde to brunette
19.) What object have you broken most recently?
on purpose? nothing. accidentally: the power jack on my laptop computer - and maybe a casual friendship (though that's stretching the definition of "object")
20.) Name one of the Spice Girls.
scary
21.) What was the last thing to make you cry?
thinking about the last scene of Longtime Companion - and how it reminds me of all the friends I lost - and how that causes me cry out of control and like no one has ever witnessed me cry (hard core hysterically) before the scene even starts
22.) What are the stems on wine glasses for?
to keep your hand from heating the wine
23.) My favorite shoes are:
1st place: most of my slutty, super high heeled, stripper shoes. 2nd place: my ultra-cheap thongs
24.) Can you use chopsticks?
yes - but my front teeth can't cut through stuff so if i get a big piece of something it ends up looking like I can't use them properly.
25.) Do you prefer beaches or forests?
beaches
26.) What serial killer do you find most disturbing?
i don't have degrees of separation for this topic. however, I found it disturbing when i learned that John Wayne Gacy used to troll for tricks (& victims) at the parking lot where we now meet for beach cleanup (it's still a known sex cruise spot at night).
27.) Who knows a secret or two about you?
Richard - and way more than 2.
28.) Have you ever burned yourself?
when cooking. never on purpose.
29.) Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
dunno. don't really care.
30.) Who is[are] your hero[s]?
Ferris Bueller, you're my hero
40.) Do you believe that things last forever?
things, no. memories, yes.
41.) What are you listening to?
something on TV and a helicopter flying by
42.) What do you smell like?
I dunno. The cologne I put on 15 hrs ago?
43.) Are you married?
no
44.) Does anyone regularly tell you they love you?
Yes, several people (friendship love). No "in love with you" love statements.
45.) What's the most confusing to you?
C still not trusting me enough to share anything about who he really is; people's ability to keep working at the same job for years on end
46.) Do you have any bad habits?
lots of them - how else would i have the occasional good blog post?
47.) Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
in many ways i am one. but professionally... not for a long time (and even then I didn't want to be a traditional school teacher, I wanted to be a professional trainer or give free computer classes to seniors and/or low income peeps). i still occasionally fantasize about become a Dr. Ruth of sorts.
48.) What is one thing you've learned about life?
sudden radical change is just the Universe's way of making you available for something better which you would otherwise miss
49.) What's your favorite color?
neon purplish blue
50.) Have you ever been stuck in an elevator?
not yet. i actually would like to be
51 - MIA
52.) Has anyone told you that they like you as more than a friend?
many people
53.) What are you looking forward to?
see Kelly perform this Friday; seeing Cirque later this month; getting my gawd-awful-boring work project completed
54.) How are you today?
thankful that the heatwave broke
as usually, snagged from Spooktastic
1. Your ex and You: 2. I am listening to: 3. Maybe I should: 4. I love: 5. My best friend(s): 6. I don't understand: 7. I have lost my respect for: 8. I last ate: 9. The meaning of my display name is: 10. God: 11. Someday: 12. I will always be: 13. Love seems to: 14. I never ever want to lose: 15. My myspace is: 16. I get annoyed when: 17. Parties: 18. Simple Kisses: 19. Today I: 20. I wish: 21. Have you cursed today? 22. Gotten mad at someone today? 23. Is there a person on your mind right now? 24. Do you have any siblings? 25. Do you want children? 26. Are you a friendly person? 27. Who's bed, other than yours, do you sleep in? 28. I can't wait until:
Are still good friends 25+ later
The hum of my computer’s fan; cars going by
Go to bed
My fantasy life more than my reality
Recently disappointed me
A lot of stuff
See #5
A bowl of jasmine rice
My “bar name”
Is a made up concept originally designed to control people through fear
Somehow someway
The oddball in a crowd – and proud of it.
Elude me
My mind
A rather pointless diversion I maintain just to stay in touch with 3 people
See #5
Are a great time killer, way to have a good time, and opportunity to flirt
Are delicious
Would rather not talk about
“… I had a million dollars! Hot dog!”
bunches & gobs
bunches & gobs
several
yes (though we’re mutually disowned)
no!
Usually. Tho’ not so much for the past week +
None… unfortunately (not even a damn hotel room!)
I figure out what’s next
If I'm telling them, then they must not be secrets... DUH!
Stolen from spooktastic & cat
[one] what is your natural hair color?
· Dark dishwater blonde with increasing amounts of dark gray
[two] where was your default picture taken?
· You mean my avatar? I dunno – I snagged it from the flickr account of a guy I used to work with
[three] what's your middle name?
· Of my screen-name: dela [last name = luna]
[four] your current relationship status?
· Single & cruising
[five] does your crush like you?
· One: Only for sex. The other: Doesn’t even know me.
[six] what is your current mood?
· Bland
[seven] what color underwear are you wearing?
· Black
[eight] what makes you happy?
· Too many things to list. We’ll go with: Making and/or seeing other people happy
[ten] if you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
· Persecution of Oscar Wilde. I would have been his “beard”.
[eleven] if you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
· A bird. I’d really like to try out flying. Or a fish – to breathe underwater (I dream about doing that a LOT)
[twelve] ever had a near death experience?
· Yes. I still don’t know how I escaped one of them. Literally.
[thirteen] something you do a lot?
· Complain. Make people laugh. Try new things.
[fourteen] what's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
· Whatever is on the radio – I don’t know the title.. And it will be replaced by whatever comes on next.
[fifteen] who did you copy and paste this from?
· Spooktastic & Cat
[sixteen] name someone with the same birthday as you?
· I name them "Fred". But since I assume this meant "list the name of someone..." I'll say I don’t know anyone personally and I’m not going to look up celebrities because I refuse to acknowledge that I have a birth day.
[seventeen] when was the last time you cried?
· Last night: I caught the part of that doctor McDreamy show where they pulled the plug on the father. I reminded me of too many deaths.
[eighteen] have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
· I’m told I did when I was a kid… I was amusing myself while waiting for the State Park campfire to start. And I remember lip syncing & dancing “Hopelessly Devoted To You” at an ice rink in my teens. I was just doing it for friends but upon the song ending, the place erupted in laughter & applause and that's how I learned that EVERYONE had been watching me.
[nineteen] if you could have one super power what would it be?
· Fly? Breathe underwater? Make stupid people be smart?
[twenty] what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
· Whether or not they’re noticing me / whether or not they're gay (I have REALLY good gaydar)
[twenty-one] what do you usually order from starbucks?
· Fuck starbucks!!
[twenty-two] what's your biggest secret?
· Best kept a secret
[twenty-three] favorite color?
· Neon purplish-blue
[twenty-four] when was the last time you lied?
· No idea. I’m sure it wasn’t that long ago that I told a white lie to spare someone’s feelings.
[twenty-five] do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
· I used to enjoy Kim Possible but I haven’t seen it on network TV in ages.
[twenty-six] what are you eating or drinking at the moment?
· Water
[twenty-seven] do you speak any other language?
· Some spanish, some ASL sign, some SEE sign
[twenty-eight] what's your favorite smell?
· Citrus & sage
[twenty-nine] if you could describe your life in one word what would it be?
· Unique!
[thirty] when was the last time you gave/received a hug?
· Sunday.
[thirty-one] have you ever been kissed in the rain?
· I think so (trip to SF with Richard) – but I’m not sure. I have no distinct memory of anyone kissing me in the rain.
[thirty-two] what are you thinking about right now?
· This quiz. Weekend plans – how early I’ll have to leave work to make tonight’s party on time. Whether or not I'll get anything accomplished before then.
[thirty-three] what should you be doing?
· Testing laser software
[thirty-four] what was the last thing that made you upset/angry?
· Freakin holiday traffic while I was driving to work
[thirty-six] do you like working in the yard?
· Rarely. I'd rather pay someone else to do it.
[thirty-seven] if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
· By marriage: Bernal. By choice: The same as my first name – just to fuck with people. (I’ve thought about doing this a LOT. I mean a LOT a LOT!!)
[thirty-eight] do you act differently around your crush?
- I’m usually quite a bit more agreeable & submissive.
snagged from crankypants who "Ganked from Saska!"
1. Make a list of four of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and note four official IMDb plot keywords for each film.
3. Post the plot keywords here and wait for people to make guesses about what films they are.
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Mistaken Identity, Tap Dancing, Famous Song, [not part of keywords but added to identify the specific film:] correspondent, Italy, slapstick/screwball, Oscar [still waiting for a correct guess]
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Paleontology, Leopard, Singing, Screwball [Answered! "Bringing Up Baby"]
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Dance Contest, Drugstore, Rich Snob, Happy Ending [Answered! "It's A Wonderful Life"]
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Pill, Mods, Riot, Brighton England [Answered! "Quadrophenia"]
snagged from Redzilla, who "borrowed" it from RPM.
1. How tall are you barefoot?
5 feet 5 inches
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Uhhh.. NO!
3. Do you own a gun?
I have a toy one on my desk at work.
4. Who's your best friend?
Richard
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
I don't get nervous before meeting anyone.
6. What music are you embarrassed to admit that you listen to?
I don't do "embarrassed".
7. What's your favourite Christmas song?
Welcome Christmas from "The Grinch" (fah who for-aze, dah who dor-aze...)
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water. Then coffee. Once in awhile, a soda instead of the coffee.
9. Can you do push-ups?
I don't know.
10. Why does one question always disappear?
Just shy, I guess.
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
I don't wear jewelry anymore so I can't think of one. I could go look - but I'm too lazy. Maybe my earring made from a tiny tube of KY... it cracks me up. Maybe my crystal, or my beaded, red ribbon pin.
12. Do you like painkillers?
Yessireee!
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret. So we'll go with "being easy".
14. Do you own a knife?
It's how I cut things.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
No.
16. Middle Name?
LOUD.
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
I'm missing my Japanese cooking show. My feet are cold. When is this runny nose going to stop?
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
A facial, a pedicure, a helium balloon (it's cute. I need to post it).
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
Water. Coffee. Beer.
20. What time did you wake up today?
7am to let the cats out. Then back to bed for more sleep. I got up around 10:30 or 11a.
[hey - 21 is the MIA question! do i win a prize?]
22. Current worry?
Am I incapable of forgiveness?
23. Current hate?
Feeling insignificant.
24. Favourite place to be?
Floating on water, or in a jacuzzi.
25. Least favourite place to be?
At office meetings.
26. Where would you like to go?
Oceania.
27. Do you own slippers?
Lots & lots (yet none are currently warming my feet).
28. What shirt are you wearing?
A really ugly green sleep shirt.
29. Do you burn or tan?
Depends on how long I'm in the sun. But I'll go with tan.
30. Favorite colour(s)?
Neon purplish-blue.
31. Would you be a pirate?
Yes - especially since it would end global warming.
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
About 1:40am. And about 10 min from now.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
None - which I'm sure my neighbors appreciate.
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
"The Russians" (actually, a nuclear war with the Russians).
35. What's in your pockets right now?
That might be where my cell phone is hiding - but I'm in my pjs now and too lazy to go check the pockets of my jeans so I don't know.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
The night-vision amateur porn shows at Miss Kitty's last night - esp when people clearly thought they looked hot but actually looked like 'tards.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
I'm glad you asked - I think about them all the time. They were super soft white linen with lace trim. I wish I knew more about them - I'm on a perpetual quest for "perfect sheets".
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Probably my right knee - when it required surgery. But I have a feeling I'm forgetting something more significant.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Three for sure. Maybe four. All but 1 are second-hand. I use 2 - really need to give any others to a charity.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
I'm not sure.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
Richard.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Doubtful.
44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
Yes.
45. What is your favourite book?
SM101. -or- "The Messiah's Handbook" (an excerpt from Illusions, by Richard Bach). -or- He's Just Not That Into You.
46. What is your favorite candy?
Any 65-72% dark chocolate. Except swiss chocolate - it's too waxy to me.
47. What song do you want played at your wedding?
Not applicable - I don't expect to ever be married.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Not applicable - I don't want a funeral.
49. What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
Talking, drinking, and/or standing around sans pants* at the "Friday the 13th Campground Massacre Party" at Miss Kitty's Parlour. (*yes, I got bored and really did take off my pants and show off my 'chonies' for awhile. Later I put my pants back on to go dancing but then got hot and took off my shirt.)
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?
Should I get up or go back to sleep?
snagged from the Meme group (listed on the Exlore page today)... Whats your favorite wine?
What kind of car do you drive? Toyota corolla.
What is the last CD you listened to? She Wants Revenge.
How much free time do you have each day? Lots – which I usually waste.
What is the last dream you had? I know I was having nightmares about work or money or something this morning. I recall something about needing 6 of something – which was really stressful. In real life, the number needed was 4 – and I have it covered. I already forgot everything else about the dream.
Do you like to clean? HATE it – with extreme passion.
Are you a student? Of life. Of college when I can work it into my schedule & budget.
What do you do for cash? What are you offering?
Do you eat fruits and veggies? Yes – though not as often as I should because I keep weird hours which make me unable to shop Trader Joe’s… and somehow I’m not in the mood to buy fruits/veggies at 11pm at chain supermarkets.
Do you drive fast and take chances? Drive fast? Extremely. Take chances? Depends on the chances and the possible outcomes.
Do you have a lot of friends? Enough for now – though I’d also welcome more.
Do your friends care about you? The one’s I call friends do – to varying degrees. Othewise, they’d be “acquaintances”.
Do you ever think your coworkers may be trying to poison you? No. But I think some might wish someone else would.
What is your favorite past time? 12:34am was a good one!
What would you like to learn more about? Myself. Writing eroticia professionally.
What was the last big purchase you made? Hotel rooms in SF.
What is the next big purchase you plan to make? Another 8 week session of S Factor.
What is the biggest scam you have come across so far in life? Dating.
What depresses you? Finances.
Do you like your job? Most days – but not so much during the past couple weeks. (It will pass)
Do you have kids? Just fur-babies.
Do you like kids? Yes – so long as they belong to (and go home with) someone else.
What is your favorite Nintendo game? I don’t have one. I don’t even know what games Nintendo makes.
What is your second fav nintendo game? n/a
Do you sew? I can – but I don’t.
Have you ever spray painted something? Yes – furniture and/or crafts projects
What’s the strangest thing you've swallowed? That’s too easy to even bother with the joke. So probaby a crème de menthe martini (it was horrible. I drank it anyway).
In honor of being totally pissed off at work right now. And cause I know my answers frequently bug people - though I still don't understand why.
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS AFTER YOU DIE?
- Nothing. You are dead. End of story.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN HEAVEN?
- No.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN HELL?
- No.
DO YOU THINK YOU WILL BE JUDGED AFTER YOU DIE?
- No.
HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD ATTEND YOUR FUNERAL?
- I doubt there will be a funeral – I can’t think of anyone who would bother to organize it. A couple people might think of it, but they wouldn't do it. Most people probably wouldn't find out till way too late - if ever - cause the people who knew about my death wouldn't think to hunt down my email contacts and stuff like that.
WOULD YOU RATHER PEOPLE CRY OR LAUGH AT YOUR FUNERAL?
- See above. But I'll go with laugh - I'd prefer a wake/party to a funeral ANY day!!
WHAT'S BETTER - A SHOT IN THE HEAD OR DOWNING PILLS?
- Pills - less mess.
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