10 posts tagged “2007”
I dropped off the POS vacuum to the Dyson repair shop. Also found out they do sewing machine repair estimates for free - and if you don't think the machine is worth the cost of repair, they offer a trade-in value. So I plan to take advantage of that when I pick up the Dyson.
Tried to take my old, nearly dead, TV and computer monitor to a recycling center but they'd already closed.
Got a peppermint mocha (to keep from falling asleep).
Dropped off mail order return at UPS store.
Bought a full-sheet, 8-page at time, cross cut shredder. Should have done this a week ago, before I shredded about 1,000 sheets of paper in my 3-page, narrow (have to fold the paper into thirds - meaning each sheet automatically counts as 3), shredder. But better late than never.
Got my mani/pedi.
Stashed money outside for tomorrow (superstition).
Vacuumed the entire house.
Watered the backyard plants.
Organized entire CD collection.
Washed all the dishes.
Mopped the kitchen floor.
Bought some food & beverages (so I'm not scrounging for breakfast or lunch when everything is closed).
Gave a bottle of champagne (Barefoot Bubbly Brut Cuvee) to each of the new neighbors. Laughed when one said she'd turn down the music early - since it couldn't even be heard from outdoors. Appreciated, but did not accept, the offer for BBQ ribs from the guys downstairs. Noted that the building owners did not move in - they're all renters.
Dumped ALL of the trash & recycling.
Put away all my clean clothes and blankets.
Submitted online rebate form for the new shredder.
Completed online survey.
Generally straightened stuff up (or moved to more organized piles) and admired how nearly decent the house can look when its clean(-er). Made a mental note to get housekeeper bids ASAP - before it all goes back to hell.
1.5 hours (and 1 shower) to go.
BEST WISHES FOR A HAPPY & PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR!!
And you guys did some nice thinkin!!
The virtual Christmas tree was a BLAST. I loved the gifts - a billion times more than anything I ever could have received IRL (cause there was no "it's too much" guilt!!). The fun of the virtual presents was that people could give what they thought I'd appreciate - not what IRL realities, like cash flow and time, allowed.
So here's my final Christmas haul:
IRL gifts rec'd:
- A brick of chocolate
- A candycane
- A company t-shirt
- Super Nintendo (CareaBearaSara)
- Earplugs (Lizzie)
- Pole Dance (Lizzie)
- Virginity, X3 (Lizzie, ReVirginize Yerself [Jayd?], & Natalie)
- Stiletto shoes X3 (BrownAmazon, Mika/Xeyli, & AmyH)
- Cash, X2 (Pyzam.com & Cat) - GRANTED IRL (found uncashed $1,095 state tax refund check)
- Bathroom renovation & hot construction team (Crankypants)
- Whip (AngryTiki)
- Hunk (Chance of IncrediSex aka: Jayd) - InrediSex GRANTED IRL
- Laptop computer (Jim)
- Colonoscopy (Arbed)
- Mistletoe (Drude)
- Vacation (Mariser)
- Lingerie (CountryCinderella)
- Monkey (Crankypants)
- Gael Garcia Bernal (Crankypants)
- Car, X2 (GrumbleBunny & Aubrey)
- Pet Rock (Mike/Xeyli)
- Shot of Tequila (DaveRaleigh)
What a great year 2008 will be!!!
I can't believe how nicely my little 30-hr vacation fell into place. As usual, no problems at Long Beach airport. I was there with plenty of time to spare (it takes roughly 10 min to go from parking your car to sitting at the departure gate, and that includes checking in)... but it turned out that my flight was running late by almost an hour. I had picked my departure time pretty much at random and consider myself damn lucky that I selected a time that, even with the delay, didn't impact my ability to check in to my hotel and still make it to the Cirque show on time.
The weather in SF was not nearly as cold as I expected but dusk was just hitting so as soon as I got to my room (Hotel Maxwell) I layered up for the night out (wisest tip: tights under jeans). About an hour later, MissScotch called from the lobby. She's a pretty in real life as she is in her pics and twice as nice as she seems in her posts. I was amazingly relieved to find that, though gorgeous, she wasn't a 5'10" supermodel bitch.
We headed out and had a celebratory glass of champagne at a nearby restaurant/bar... my first drink since Sept 29. Certain not to be my last!!
We hailed a cab and headed off to AT&T Park and, after some confusion, hoofed our way to the Grand Chapiteau for the show. After a ridiculously long line, and posing for a souvenir pic, we got to our seats just in time for the pre-show.
The acrobatics in Cirque du Soleil's "Kooza" were AMAZING... seriously some of the best & most difficult stuff I've seen performed. The contortionists were simply ridiculous - bending their bodies all sorts of ways that should not be humanly possible. Have you seen the video of the freaky bendy European gymnast? She may have been one of the performers. I'm not sure. But that's how bendy they were (though a gazillion times more artistic).
There was a solo trapeze act (one trapeze & one artist) that was fairly death defying. The high-wire performance involved 4 artists on 2 high wires - though most of the time was spent with 2 or 3 artists on the higher wire. They used no safety lines, which I've never seen Cirque do before, and one performer very nearly took a serious fall (while I've seen "stunt" slips in some of the shows, this one looked like a genuine accident). He caught himself by his hands and I thought he was going to steady himself and drop to the floor - but he pulled himself back onto the wire and redid the stunt.
At intermission, we got drinks (I wanted champagne but this show didn't offer it), wandered around the shopping area, and checked out the photo taken of us as we came in. It was not good. But still, it was a fun night so I was gonna buy a copy - figuring a single would run $7 or $10 and was worth it for the "cheesiness" factor. But oh noooooes. The smallest "package" sold was two 5x7s... for $25. Big fat pass!!
The 2nd half of Kooza started with The Wheel of Death which was simultaneously spellbinding and scary as hell. The audience was gasping in fear early in the performance and it grew to screams as the artists just kept taking it up another notch - adding somersaults and flips and all other manner of moves that should not be performed on rapidly spinning tandem wheels - especially with no safety nets or harnesses. I simply don't have words to do it justice.
There were many more acts that I don't remember (the "balancing on chairs" act was not performed) - which is not to say the acts and show were not good. In fact, just the opposite - it was so much, and so good, and so overwhelming that it's hard to pick out specifics from the overall impression of "OH MY GAWD - I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE DOING THAT!!" I'm especially happy that it made a good "first Cirque" for MissScotch.
After the show, in the parking lot, we ended up overhearing the most insanely funny conversation involving British accents and the repeated use of the words "hamsters", "gerbils", and "porn". Scotch and I made sure to stay near that group, to hear whatever snippets we could - and I found myself longing for a way to make these strangers my new BFFs... as they were clearly warped in just the right way.
Scotch suggested that we go dancing in the Castro and we headed to Badlands where, surprisingly, I had never been before. $2 cover... that's TWO dollars. Score!! And they had coat check... double score!! And I used their ATM and got an extra $20 (I assume someone before me didn't take all their bills)... TRIPLE SCORE... MEANT TO BE!!
Scotch had a bartender instantly fall in love with her and he made our drinks strong all night. We got our drunk on (HOW many lemondrops did we consume? Was it 1,000?!?) and our dance on (note to self, do NOT wear tights under jeans to a club!!). The gay boys loved Scotch and eventually got around to noticing me too. Some guy told me he liked my "rack" - which made me laugh cause there were girls with much more substantial offerings right next to me. Another guy just kept saying, "You're trouble!!" to which I would earnestly reply, "Yes. I am!"
I think MissScotch and I were considered some cute/fun/flirty lipstick-lesbian couple and, because we were clearly having a BLAST - both grinning ear to ear - we attracted a lot of positive attention from the men.
Of course, it was all over way too soon. Outside, Scotch impressed the hell out of me (as she did all night) by spotting some guy trying to jack a cab in front of her, yelling, "HEY... LADIES FIRST!!", mostly as a joke but causing the guy to actually apologize and move out of the way so she could have the next taxi. Soooo cool - that would never work for me!! She caught her cab and headed off into the night - back to home & her boyfriend (she lights up like Christmas when she talks about him. He REALLY is the luckiest person alive!!) - and out of my IRL life. Awwwww.... queue sad music.
Twenty minutes later, still standing on the corner but now with no cabs in sight (normal for bar closing), I remembered that I hadn't eaten all day and ran into Walgreen's to pick up snackage (I originally tried a pizza place but it was way too crowded). I headed back outside, finally caught a cab back to my hotel, showered, scarfed a little food, loaded up on pain pills (I guessed, correctly, that my knees would be hurtin today), and CRASHED.
The morning came way too early (fortunately, as always, NO hangover for me). Just before checking out of the hotel, I called Sean to see if he wanted to shop with me but he was still in recovery from his night out (Tori Amos concert) so we agreed I'd stop by in the afternoon. I headed to Chinatown and bought waaaaaaaaaaay more silk stuff than I had planned - some for charity, some for coworkers, some for me. I didn't even get what I actually went for - dark blue silk table runners to turn into curtains (I've been thinking of the design for over a year now. The runners are gorgeous and only $10 each - though, if you go to one of the stores at the "official" Chinatown entrance, the exact same runners are $99 each). The shop didn't have enough blue ones in the store so I'm supposed to order them by phone next week so they can pull the needed stock from the warehouse. On a fluke, I ended up in a leather store where I'm sure I paid more than I should have for a long leather coat (the price was totally reasonable but I think it's normal to haggle down - which I don't do). But I really liked the feel (VERY soft leather), cut and style - and am happy with the purchase so that's that.
I got to Sean's around 2 or 2:30 and he was zombified - watching TV while trying to recover from a cold & his night out (his friends said he went into mean drunk status so I'm glad we missed each other) while gathering energy to go to another concert tonight. We talked a bit, watched some TV, and he fell asleep. I was hoping he'd drive me to the BART station, saving me a lot of commute time, but his friend didn't arrive when expected so he couldn't leave and I had to take the bus.
I allowed 2 hrs for the airport commute and check in (I expected it to actually take about 45 min). Like last time, I missed a bus by less than 5 min and had to wait 20 min for the next one. By the time I got on a BART, I remembered that the ride into SF had been MUCH longer than the "20 minutes" Sean drilled into my head - more like 45 minutes - and that I still had to catch the airBART connector to the airport, which would be another 15 to 20 min. A quick number crunch later, I realized that I might miss my flight home - and it was the last flight of the night. I began to freak but quickly accepted that I had no ability to change whatever outcome was ahead and that I might have to buy a ticket on another airline (maybe even to another airport) or spend another night at a NoCal hotel.
A few minutes shy of 2 hrs after leaving Sean's (so much for the 45 min theory), roughly 10 minutes before my plane was scheduled to leave, I arrived at Oakland airport, ran to the JetBlue counter, and was told that my flight was closed. But, because JetBlue KICKS ASS they made some calls, "reopened" the flight, and checked me in. (VirginAmerica never would have done that!) I ran to the security check point, had an asthma attack, and fast-walked to the departure gate (naturally, the farthest one), silently cussing Sean and myself, and feeling horrible that a plane was being delayed because I didn't plan well (allow THREE hours!!) and am too fat to hustle. There were MANY stares as I boarded, huffing and wheezing, sucking on my inhaler, and sounding about ready to drop dead. The attendants instantly handed me a bottle of water - though what I really needed was an oxygen mask!
As I sat down and started hacking up my lungs (side effect of the asthma & inhaler - I'm sure everyone thought I was giving them TB), I watched 4 or 5 other people board over the next 10 minutes and I wanted to kick myself (and the counter attendant) for the earlier running. But... I'd made the flight, had a great seat (first row, window, empty seat next to me), and got to watch "30 Rock" and "SNL: Best of Will Ferris" on the in-seat TVs and laughed for most of the flight home. (note: I read that JetBlue is going to be adding in-flight WiFi next week.)
This getaway turned into one of my best/favorite vacations ever!! Short & packed with good experiences, it left me satisfied, never bored, and looking forward to doing it again.
Bonus: For those of you who wonder what MissScotch is like in real life, all I can say is: She's everything you ever imagined... and more... times 1000. GREAT things are in store for that woman!!
Walking behind/with Grand Marshall, Justin Rudd - representing HauteDogs.org.
Ralph told me that he got footage of me dancing to the drum corps. That better make it into the video footage!!
Kimberley only wanted a CD Player so I got her a fancy one with touchscreen, mp3/wma (ripped/burned CD) compatibility, 200 second anti-skip, and included headphones.
Some people say I talk too much. Some people are wrong!!
Random rambling with SportsAuthority employee, who I did not realize was a manager, and telling him I was looking for "pink soccer balls - cause I want to give 'girl-themed' sports equipment to Toys-for-Tots this Sunday", led to him offering me a 10% discount on my entire purchase (including the hats which, because they were for the non-existent "2007 World Champion Angels", he also have me at a clearance price [20% of what was marked], and also the 2 workout items I bought for myself [batting gloves for pole dancing and a workout/aerobics ball]).
It worked wonderfully to his advantage - I was only planning to buy 1 or 2 things for Toys-For-Tots but his generosity was contagious and my final purchase was:
- 3 regulation (size 5) soccer balls - Red, Pink/White, and Bright Pink
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1 small (size 3) soccer ball - Aqua
- 1 small (size 3) basketball
- 1 light-up girl's pink baseball glove (it is sooo cute... flashes lots of lights when it's hit)
- 2 itty-bitty Disney Princess soft ball & bat sets (designed for age 3 & up) - ADORABLE!!
- 12 out of date, but really high quality, hats (these will probably end up going to an adult charity)
finally got off my rear and bought a video converter
Cirque du Soleil, Zumanity performance at Erotica LA 2007.
Kitten with a Whip (she is not naked, it's a painted latex outfit)
That's me in the circle. LOL.
Here are my pics from carrying the flag in the LB Gay Pride Parade last Sunday. We cleared money out of the flag 3 times... a total over over $750 was raised for HRC:
- Don't pursue men - get men to pursue me
- Find another good lover
- Pay off car
- Pay off medical debts
- Continue weight loss & body toning; continue S Factor; supplement S Factor with additional abs & arms workouts
- [added 1/20/07] Walk more... as in, regularly, for the exercise
- Complete desperately needed bathroom repairs
- Bonus: Remodel bathroom
- Get promoted at IntraLase
- Travel somewhere interesting (in a good way) for pleasure
- Tahiti/Fiji
- Orlando + Puerto Rico
- Palm Springs White Party
- Donate 10% pre-tax income to charity
- Clean out 2nd room
- Clean & organize garage
- See at least 1 Cirque show
- In addition to #6, complete at least one of the following home repairs:
- Replace all of the bad windows (including removing the bars)
- Dining room wall repair & paint room
- Bedroom walls & ceiling repaired & room painted
- Pull up all carpet and have floors refinished/replaced
- Replace traditional water heater with forced water heater or solar
- Get heat in bedroom
- Insulate house
It was 31 degrees F last night in Long Beach. WTF?!? And they're saying tonight will be colder because there will also be wind. I'm not built for this. I think 64 is freezing. I am not a happy camper - especially considering that tomorrow will be my first day of returning to "normal" wake up hours and to work (I've already told them I may not get there till the afternoon). Not happy. Not happy at all.
Since I haven't interacted with the real world in awhile, I'm posting my pics from Dec & Jan adventures:
My holiday toenails:
Christmas GSPO Concert at Warner Grand, San Pedro, 12/17/06 (3p):
The Sexy Christmas Burlesque Show at El Cid Restaurant, Silverlake, 12/17/06 (10p):
Santa Paws @ Pitchford Animal Center, Long Beach, 12/23/06 (11a):
Wingnuts with Kim, Lucas, Julie, Anita, Chris, Brian, and ???, 12/29/06, 9p (last meal of 06):
2nd Trip to ER, 01/02/07 (8p-mid):
Hospital Stay, 01/02-05/07:
HOME! with the kitties, 01/05-14/07:
Annielin ROCKS... she found and shipped the Pirate Kitty wrist purse to me (2 of them, actually):
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