Things on Tuesday
System of a Down
- My new group pole class far below my level (other students were in their 1st or 2nd class ever) aka: no 1:1 time; no pole instruction for me (hard transition after private classes)
- 1million missed calls but NO voicemail or txt messages
- Knee still won't let me get away with wearing nice shoes
- House is a DISASTER - magic cleaning gremlins still haven't shown up
- Spiders building webs across my entire backyard
- Hell, the backyard (another DISASTER area)
- Waking up around 3:30a, 4:30a and 5:30a with "earthquake" backache & hyper-energy that made me get out of bed and repeatedly try to crack my back. Really annoyed the cats. Really F-ed up my sleep. Read that there was a big quake in the ocean near New Zealand at 4:30 (my time).
- I'm honest to a fault - told the gardener I hadn't been billed. Turns out his wife does the billing and didn't know he'd picked me up as an client (3 months ago!). I might have gotten free gardening forever if I hadn't said anything.
- The sexy gardener is married. So much for my backup backup option.
- Still haven't managed to hit on sexy coworker, Mario.
- Being off/on nauseous for 3 days.
- Group class got me to do a more intense warmup/aerobic workout. Felt like I lost 15lbs just in sweat.
- Sexy nightgowns that are also comfy
- Moshi crawling into bed with me this morning
- Coffee
- Cheese
- Fresh Express sandwiches from 7eleven
- Sexy Dr. Jaime (at work)
- Gay Brunch Bunch this weekend
- There's candy at my desk - help yourself (note: there's more in the desk)
Comments
holy sugar crash!!!
*grabby hands*
my backyard sucks ass. I would like to torch the whole thing or maybe build a brick wall out there so I don't have to look at it. It depresses me.
What happened overnight?!?! Did the winds of change blow spiders into every Voxers corner of the universe? I walked into no less than 3 spiderwebs on my way to the car this morning!
Sorry bout classes, but glad you still liked part of it. :-)
I watch the spiders grow up in my backyard all summer. They've just recently reached the "totally freak me out" stage. Figuring all spiders are at a similar point, at night I walk in the street instead of the sidewalk in an effort to avoid webs and getting a spider in the face (I will go into full scale freak out).