Romance & Astrology

Mine was dead on so I thought I'd post them all.

by Holiday Mathis

ARIES: Your Aries loves a challenge. The thrill of the chase keeps you in the game. Aries is the hunter, you the hunted. Go with it — but don't appear weak. Be a worthy competitor without usurping your Aries' game. Be intelligent, brave and endlessly interesting — that's how Aries suns see themselves. Disarming dating strategy: You are charming and slightly out of reach. Turn on: anticipatory excitement. Turn off: too much interest. Be a tad aloof.

TAURUS: Your Taurus loves creature comforts. A born sensualist, inquire after the bull's favorite meal and you're in. As an earthy sign, the bull needs security, and you'll be given a security screening at date No. 1. Talk about your money, family and investments. And mention you better have a job. Oh, and pick up the bill. Disarming dating strategy: Talk about your great family. Turn on: massage and comfort food, simultaneously. Turn Off: separating the bull from his or her stuff.

GEMINI: Your Gemini loves stimulation — the twins are quick. Increase your odds of catching this lightening bug through intelligent conversation. Then change the subject. Switch it up on the twins, but don't pretend. Gemini is smart as a whip and onto you. The twins are youthful, and you walk away from the date feeling 10 years younger. When you can't figure Gem out, ask — though you may not get an answer. Disarming dating strategy: Arrange a spontaneous trip. Turn on: figuring you out. Turn off: boredom.

CANCER: Your Cancer loves TLC. Not smothering dependency but reassurance you're paying close attention to his or her delicate needs. With a heart like an exposed raw nerve, the crab feels everything deeply. When Cancer cries at the movie, offer your shoulder. This one is classically romantic, so model your date after that winning formula. Disarming dating strategy: Admire the home. Turn on: You're a provider. Turn off: emotional insensitivity.

LEO: Your Leo loves life. The lion's joie de vivre is contagious, his appetite for pleasure enormous. If you're as creative and exciting as he is, then you, too, can be a delectable morsel in the mouth of the bighearted beast. The lion loves an audience (applaud now)! Watch the show, and through the sheer force of appreciation, you'll win big love. Disarming dating strategy: Give your undivided attention. Turn on: Compliment and stroke that mane. Turn off: insincerity.

VIRGO: Your Virgo loves care and consideration. Ask how her day went. Express concern. Above all, get her to show you how savvy she is. She's modest and dislikes more overbearing personalities. Ask her for advice. Especially about your new fitness routine, which communicates your competence at self-care (score 20 for you). Disarming dating strategy: Read her feedback. Then, say it back to her aloud. Turn on: cleanliness. Turn off: unkindness.

LIBRA: Your Libra loves love and lives to make you happy. Libra will put you on a pedestal, so you've almost got an unfair advantage here. The scales eat where you want to eat and go where you go. Reminder: Libra is your equal, not your clone. Popular Libra is always in a relationship, so if you're lucky enough to find the scales single, they won't be for long. Disarming dating strategy: Flattery gets you everywhere. Turn on: commitment. Turn off: not being available 24/7.

SCORPIO: Your Scorpio loves intensity. You'll never suffer a dull moment around the captivating scorpion — that ever-present appeal floors you. Soon, you're walking on coals just to get close enough to touch. Your personal power is attractive to Scorpio, so hold your own. Share your darkest confession or forbidden desire to stimulate the scorpion's wicked imagination. Disarming dating strategy: Maintain an air of secrecy while letting her devour your soul. Turn on: emotional intelligence. Turn off: weakness.

SAGITTARIUS: Your Sagittarius loves adventure. Life is an opportunity to find the answers to that which they are seeking. The questions are many and changing. If you can match up your gurus and travel plans, romance bodes well. Archers are high-energy — they have a lust for the exotic and the mind of a student, so if you represent those qualities, you'll have tons to talk about. Disarming dating strategy: "I'm up for anything." Turn on: overwhelming enthusiasm. Turn off: underwhelming enthusiasm.

CAPRICORN: Your Capricorn loves achievement. The goat also knows how to protect what the goat has got — which means you've got to prove you've got it together or you'll get schooled. Caps are worldly, but below that cool exterior is a sensual animal. Ultimately, this one wants to leave a personal mark, and if you can help, more power to you. Disarming dating strategy: Fawn over Cap's resume. It says you take accomplishments seriously. Turn on: demonstrations of competence. Turn off: PDAs.

AQUARIUS: Your Aquarius loves freedom. This free spirit accepts you, so come as you are. He's an individualist at heart. He's shimmering, exciting. With his electric rebelliousness and glamour, you've got a live wire on your hands. Some Aquarians are surprisingly conservative. All are practical and unpredictable. Talking is their favorite form of foreplay, so keep the conversation going into wee morning hours. Disarming dating strategy: Stay cool on commitment. Turn on: your eccentricities. Turn off: your emotional cry-fests.

PISCES: Pisces loves universal love. With the world's dilemmas dancing at the edge of her consciousness, she's a powerfully healing if not chaotic presence. She absorbs other people's stuff so she needs periodic downtime. It's her involvement with the flow of life that makes her intriguing. Disarming dating strategy: Choose a womb-like restaurant (reality is harsh). Turn on: Ask her what she wants, and then help her get it. Turn off: unconstructive criticism.