QotD: I'd Like To Thank...
Congrats - TIME Magazine voted you "Person of the Year"! What's your acceptance speech?
... all the people who bored me to tears. For, without you, I wouldn't have turned to more interesting pursuits to fill my time.
I'd also like to thank "C" for the incredi-sex.
To Time Magazine I say, "It's about time you fools figured out the extent of my fabulosity!!"