Gender Quiz

copied from today's post on Scott Adams' Dilbert blog:

1. Shopping is…
  a. A fascinating experience that is even better when shared.
  b. A method used to extract secrets from terrorists.

2. What does “nothing is wrong” mean?
  a. Start guessing and apologizing or I’ll kill you in your sleep.
  b. Oh shit.

3. The best time for sex is…
  a. When your mood and your schedule are right.
  b. Do you mind if I masturbate a little while I take this test?

4. When you observe a man doing a simple task, you think…
  a. That frickin’ baboon is doing it wrong and ruining everything.
  b. Why would I watch a man do a simple task?

5. When a man doesn’t notice your new hair color it means…
  a. He no longer loves you.
  b. Hair has different colors?

6. After a man explains the undeniable logic of his point of view…
  a. It proves that he just doesn’t get it.
  b. Case closed!

7. Your reaction to this test is…
  a. Bastard!
  b. Ha Ha! You’re dead, Dude.

I believe I turned out 50% male/female. Won't say which ones went which way.